We Were On A Break
Ross. Rachel. Who’s side were you on? Regardless, it happened and resulted in years of heart-stirring entertainment. Thankfully, Friends ended with the moment we were all waiting for when R&R were finally joined together. Rachel came back. All was right with the world.
Where is this rambling on about epic television moments going?
WOD is on a break.
The Paragraph with the Details
From the very beginning, we set out to create the highest quality paleo soap bar (thus Clean::theBar was born) at an affordable price point. Affordable luxury with supreme customer service was the vision and after a lot of hard work and thought, it came to be.
With this loveliness, we must maintain our commitment to you by maintaining sheer honesty. “It’s me, not you.” Heard that before? It’s true! Here is our “on a break” story and reason: we’ve run into some production difficulties. Difficulties? Define difficulties. Well, in short, we’ve hit some bumps (AKA mountains) that make it impossible to continue providing our top-notch, rock-your-paleo-socks soap in the same way we have been for the last year. Super heartbreaking, right?
Yup, it’s true. Everything can be perfect and in its proper place, but even with all of that, the manufacturing world comes with unexpected twists and turns that can totally make the heart hurt. We did everything possible to keep things going for you, valued sudser, and despite all our efforts, our distributor is unable to keep up with Wash of the Day’s growth and we aren’t able to find another supplier that can keep things at an even near-reasonable price point. Darn quality ingredients! Not something we could just wash off.
The Paragraph with the Love
Thank you for your support and love of Wash of the Day! It’s been far more successful in such a short amount of time than we/I ever thought possible. To date (8ish months..from conception, 10) we are available in 3 stores (plus our own), have sold nearly 1,000 bars, have delivered to customers across 24 states and to our beloved servicemen/servicewomen in Iraq. Without you, Wash of the Day would not be what it is today (mean this from the bottom of my heart, folks). Hope to one day bring back this quality product – WOD 2.0, if you will – and continue this business that prides itself in quality, honesty, and purity in every way.
The Paragraph with the Instructions
Stay clean, paleo peeps. Read your labels. Care for your skin. Care for the environment. Say no to palm oil. Say yes to supporting small businesses.
Our soaps are/were, well, pretty much the best soaps ever created in the entire world (in our most humble opinion). Since we’re on a break right now, feel free to see other bars. Be it a casual fling or committed relationship, we did a little homework to help make this break easier for you. Don’t expect you to pine for us, though it would be nice and highly flattering, and would much prefer you keep scrubbing that skin after getting all glimmery with that workout sheen (fancy sweat).
Here are some recommendations on paleo skincare.
Liz’s Skintervention Guide – Don’t have this yet? You gotta get it. It may just be the best thing you ever buy.
PaleoPro Products – They’ve got some Wash of the Day inventory left. For who? For you, of course. Pick up some of their superb paleo protein powder while you’re throwin’ stuff in that online shopping cart….it’s super good.
The Garden Wild – Palm-free, sustainable bars. Nice owner. Overall win.
Bubs & Scrubs – Just ordered from this site…looks like there are some awesome scent options! Waiting on delivery…will edit this post once I have tried. Promise! The update: Smells yummy and is very sudsy.
The One with all the Goodbyes (for now)
Keep showering, my friends. Listen to me, and if not me, to Phoebe.